feeling heated

-32c today. thats about -65c too cold for me.

but a little 2L of eggnog, some long johns, and some heat blasted to 25c goes a long way.

i cant wait until mother gets the gas bill, and shoots me in the face, we've become direct energy's number one client!

speaking of heat, let me tell you about how NOT heated my car is. I unrolled the window today, cause believe it or not, 5 layers plus a winter parka can get a little warm.

little did i know, the window is broken and once down, it becomes a tragic SOB and does not go back up.

here i am driving down crowchild looking like a intoxicated student driver, pulling the window up with one hand, and pressing the "up" button with the other, and steering with, well, nothing.

and the button breaks.

so.. my window is perma-down from now on, because im too cheap to pay for repair, so if any of you need a ride, try the train, atleast it has heat.

apparently we were the second coldest place in the world today, antartica being first.

cute.

my father is so sick of this weather that he booked a plane ticket to Cuba.

1 ticket. for 1 person.

touche daddy, touche.

i tell mother its because he is going through a midlife crisis and he wants to go party, and wheel foreign broads, but mother doesnt believe me.

im jealous that he is going someplace hot, while i have to drive around inhaling pneumonia cause of my damn broken car window. I HATE YOU CAR.

i hope he brings me back something, like chicklets, or a tango dancer.
ARRRRIBA!



xoxo, the damsel