this summer has been my first REAL summer job, where it's like.. full time, work away your summer while all your friends are boating with topless guys, and getting drunk in mexico, sort of deal.
am i complaining? not exactly, because my paychecks are sick and allow me to buy stupid things, like chicken curry soup at lunchtime.
working in an office has opened my eyes, and helped me to confirm i have no idea what i want to do with my life. One thing i DO know, is that i type with 4 fingers, i break every piece of heavy machinery i touch, and i fax things the wrong way resulting in the recipient recieving 7 blank pages of nothing.
People are assholes and make me bring them coffee, when really they should bring me coffee since I have been here since satan's hour.
you would think laminating would be fun. i made the mistake of thinking this too, but we are both wrong. if you dont insert the sheet 100% straight, that machine eats that shit up and spits out a lepor in return. not only is the whole process a potential fire hazard, it can also be very traumatic.
on the contrary though, i am very good at remembering to feed the office fish, Giuseppe. i also make sure it gets it's daily exercise by tapping on the glass like a mad woman, making it swim around desperately looking for a way out by bashing his head against the corners multiple times.
and i'm good at scanning things. like papers, and faces.
xoxo, the damsel
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