i've got a mad hate on for school right now.
i don't know if it's because i had to wake up way before normal hours to make it to my 8am via train ride, or if it's because the 55 year old woman in my class is hoing and humming about her recent online dating matches.
go fold some hand towels.
i just got yelled at for eating in the library, and people are staring and circling around the computers like a bunch of sharks from a bad 1964 horror film.
i feel like theyre judging me for taking a computer to go on facebook and blog, instead of letting them use it to write their 800 page essays, but i got here first.
Actually, thats a lie, someone got here first and tried to "mark their territory" by leaving some sort of unopened asian package of chocolate. im still debating if i should eat it.
I have decided that i need to get a job. school is starting to take priority over.. well, nothing, so i have been applying like a mad woman hoping to nail a sick job as an executive, or boss so i wont have to end up at some lame place wearing a ribbon saying "I'm in training!" otherwise known as "i'm incompetent, so dont stand in my lineup or you will be here for much longer than you ever dreamed possible"
this morning a caveman sat beside me on the train, and it made me nervous. i mean i get that it's cold out, but invest in some winter clothing, your facial hair is alarming me. it's been about -25C (for you americans out there, that is like -23847F) and so miserable out to the point where the automatic doors in my school stop working. automatic doors. stop working. in a polytechnic school. figure that one out.
my school has also nicely placed bright yellow signs saying "DANGER! watch for falling ice".
I'd understand if these signs were placed under a plethora of 5ft icicles hanging from a roof, for the reh-tards that don't understand the concept of gravity, but theyre placed in the middle of the sidewalk. with nothing around.
it's supposed to warm up soon.
thats a lie, i actually have no idea.
...annnnd, the asian just took her snack back. im going to have to find something else to eat before practice.
ugh, the struggle is so real.
i don't know if it's because i had to wake up way before normal hours to make it to my 8am via train ride, or if it's because the 55 year old woman in my class is hoing and humming about her recent online dating matches.
go fold some hand towels.
i just got yelled at for eating in the library, and people are staring and circling around the computers like a bunch of sharks from a bad 1964 horror film.
i feel like theyre judging me for taking a computer to go on facebook and blog, instead of letting them use it to write their 800 page essays, but i got here first.
Actually, thats a lie, someone got here first and tried to "mark their territory" by leaving some sort of unopened asian package of chocolate. im still debating if i should eat it.
I have decided that i need to get a job. school is starting to take priority over.. well, nothing, so i have been applying like a mad woman hoping to nail a sick job as an executive, or boss so i wont have to end up at some lame place wearing a ribbon saying "I'm in training!" otherwise known as "i'm incompetent, so dont stand in my lineup or you will be here for much longer than you ever dreamed possible"
this morning a caveman sat beside me on the train, and it made me nervous. i mean i get that it's cold out, but invest in some winter clothing, your facial hair is alarming me. it's been about -25C (for you americans out there, that is like -23847F) and so miserable out to the point where the automatic doors in my school stop working. automatic doors. stop working. in a polytechnic school. figure that one out.
my school has also nicely placed bright yellow signs saying "DANGER! watch for falling ice".
I'd understand if these signs were placed under a plethora of 5ft icicles hanging from a roof, for the reh-tards that don't understand the concept of gravity, but theyre placed in the middle of the sidewalk. with nothing around.
it's supposed to warm up soon.
thats a lie, i actually have no idea.
...annnnd, the asian just took her snack back. im going to have to find something else to eat before practice.
ugh, the struggle is so real.

xoxo, the damsel
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